Classic Average. T-Shirt

Classic Average. T-Shirt, 2019

Have you ever felt the sweat rolling off your forehead at night, panic thronging through your temples, a tsunami of sickness in your stomach?

This is you realising that you are not the centre of the world, beautiful, rich, talented or famous and most likely you will never be.

But fear no more.

Proclaim your loss for world domination and embrace it by becoming Average. Probably the most Average. t-shirt in the world. Probably.

Please check the sizing below for the right fit.
Or if your unsure just email me here: [email protected]

Small
Chest - pit to pit 44cm
Length - collar to hem 70cm

Medium
Chest - pit to pit 50cm
Length - collar to hem 72cm

Large
Chest - pit to pit 57cm
Length - collar to hem 74cm

Extra Large
Chest - pit to pit 60cm
Length - collar to hem 76cm

Please allow 10 working days for shipping process. You

product available in sizes S, M, L, XL.
Hand-printed in Amsterdam using non toxic water based high quality screen printing ink.